JJ. Privacy of thoughts
“I’m sure that in another 20 or 30 years time, there will be a new phenomenon. And I will at some point be saying dismissively to my children, “Huh! Harry Potter was bigger than this… This is nothing compared to Harry Potter. You think that’s fans? That’s not fans.”
if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
(Source: readmor, via dannydibble)
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
(Source: toptumbles, via alittlebirdietweets)
